Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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