Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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