I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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