This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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