sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
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I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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