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it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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