Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
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Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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