I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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