So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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