At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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