To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My penis needs a shock collar
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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