I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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