When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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