I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We got so high we made milksteak
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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