hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I love you.
Bad choice
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