I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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