I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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