In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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