is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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