just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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