Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
high people should be assigned attendants
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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