please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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