so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
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It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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