I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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