You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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