Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
They took my balls.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Randomize
