I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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