What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I won't apologize to a one balled man
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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