420 ftw
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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