Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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