just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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