I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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