are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
