Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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