She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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