It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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