I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
BRING THE BAGELS
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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