So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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