A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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