the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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