yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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