He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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