we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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