did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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