I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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