Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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