Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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