this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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