Bisexual people are plain selfish.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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