i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
