How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
