didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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