How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
