I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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