This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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