Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
