How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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