You're completely useless in the revolution.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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